Face it: Daughter may want to have sex before marriage

By throwing it at the waiter and cursing him in Aramaic?

Whatever works...

 

Outing alert. The new troll is . . .

 

Fucking is ok for boyssss, but for girlses...we hates the girlses...hates what we can't controls for ourselveses....tricksy, those clitorisessss! Tricksy, tricksy clitorissessss!

 

Classic.

And now for something completely different: My best friend in high school had a dog named Frodo Baggins.

He died.

Discuss.

 

Your friend, or the dog?

 

Ha!

Poor little puppy was never the same after carrying the Rawhide Bone of Doom for so long. Even if he was a good dog, that sort of thing gets to a pooch.

A very welcome threadjack, BTW. Any actual discussion of sexual ethics was over pages ago.

 

On the right track now.

 

Yes, because too many are without biological facts.

 

Hey gollum, head back to your cave for a fish, eh.

We've got enough shit nuts to go around.

 

So, did I tell y'all about the homo with the Greenpeace sticker who flipped me off when I was running over a disabled Iraq War vet with my cool new Hummer?

 

Continue.

 

I watched part of LOTR last night. The things I'd do to Elijah Wood . . .