F--k you, George Lucas

Yup. He's at it again. More changes to the original Star Wars trilogy for the upcoming Blu-ray release.

Now, Darth Vader will have dialogue just before he grabs the Emperor and as he picks him up to save Luke. Not just any dialogue, either, but something that will sound very similar if you've seen all six movies.

http://movies.yahoo.com/blogs/movie-talk/nooo-george-lucas-makes-more-changes-original-trilogy-191605319.html

Seriously, George...leave it the fuck alone already.

 

http://vaderfortune.ytmnd.com/

 

I could only imagine if George Lucas got a hold of some other films.

"Rosebud. It was my sled. No matter how much money I made, or power I amassed - I was never happier than when I was a kid and sledding."

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn. Well - actually I do. You are the hottest woman I've ever been with and I could never leave you."

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. Because if he refuses I'll kill him. Get it? That's why he can't refuse it, because he will die if he does. That's what I mean."

 

It's Georgie's toy and we just get to play with it. Seriously...the guy can do whatever he wants and no matter how much people bitch, he keep tweaking.

 

Should have used these instead:

http://www.hark.com/clips/ldgdjgnfjp-you-look-like-hell

http://www.audiomicro.com/free-james-earl-jones-sound-clips-get-the-hell-outta-here-download-637995


http://www.audiomicro.com/free-james-earl-jones-sound-clips-so-piss-off-download-638016

 

If he touches Heathers I'll fucking kill him.

 

Great hummus, mom, but I gotta motor if I wanna be ready for that party tonight.

(Pate's totally cruel, don'tcha know?)

 

With the D.C. Comics reboot on its way, this is a very bad week to be a nerd.

 

"If I had a time machine, I would go back in time to 1998 and beat George Lucas to death with a shovel." - Patton Oswalt.

 

These Blu-ray editions are going to sell jack squat. Best to sidestep all the non-sense and download the newly released "Despecialized" versions which are pretty spectacular.

 

I gotta say, I am intrigued by this development and will probably pick up 3 or 4 of these. Which will be the first comic book I will have bought in 15 or 20 years.

To continue the thread topic, I WON'T be buying Star Wars.

 

While he's at it, maybe he could recast Hayden Christensen in movies *2-3 with someone with some personality.

It's hard to react to a hero going bad when he acts like a whiny prick asshole his whole life.