F*ck you, sis.

Yikes, I've already met her.

 

So Good Sis is on your side or is she Switzerland?

 

Mostly, she's Switzerland... until it comes to ridiculous shit like this.

Evil Sis and I have quite a history. She's the one who borrowed $2,000 from me in 2008 to pay for medical bills, just after our shop closed its doors and money was tight for me. The promise: I'd be repaid in three weeks, the college's next payday. Actual receipt of the money: Six months later. In the meantime, she bought a new TV, had a trip to New Orleans and all sorts of other shit (OH - AND also tried to hit up my parents for another loan!). Me? I was eating Ramen noodles for a while.

 

Wow, what a bitch.

I was just speculating before that you wouldn't be missing much if you didn't make up with her. Now I'm positive.

 

trade ya my oldest brother for your sis

 

FTFY

 

Never trust a woman and her finances. I'm surprised this took you by surprise.

 

I wish Killick and his sister could get along better. That's my Christmas wish.

 

Funny how some people don't realize how much words hurt until the same thing they were once making fun of affects them.

I empathize, Killick. Hang in there.

 

Gee, none of my four younger siblings ever give me shit.

: : : :

 

man, if ever there was someone who needed to be upper-decked, it's her.

 

RickStain doesn't see what the big deal is.