Explosion in NYC (Chelsea area)

So lemme' see if I have this straight:

Dude builds a bomb, but minimizes it's impact by setting in a dumpster.
Second one didn't blow up.
Third one was found by two drunks leaving a bar.
Dude gets into a shootout with police and was dumb enough to get taken alive.

This guy is the ISIS equivalent of Wylie Coyote.

 

American citizen and muslim extremist are not mutually exclusive states of being.

As aside, 5-6, 200 pounds not that unusual a body type in NJ.

 

Based on the description I thought they were looking for Ivan Putsky aka
The Polish Hammer

 

The Human Suplex Machine would've been a much better guess, based on location and his past as the "Fuck The World" champion:

 

That guy is probably closer to 260 than 200.

 

Joe Bednarski would never do that.

 

Perhaps he is the GLG 20 of ISIS. You know... the decoys.

Decoys?!?

 

He's a Trump campaign plant

 

Amateur/lone wolf/untrained terrorist attacks that don't use firearms don't seem to go well. It almost seems as if this guy placed his bombs anywhere where he didn't see any cops.

 

Ooh ooh ooh! And he was caught because he left a thumb print on a bomb and we all got a good look at his face on a surveillance camera because Fuck forbid we disguise ourselves.

 

No one watches as the ambulance pulls away or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light. Outside the streets on fire in a real death waltz. ........

 

It's almost like he became more radical as he became more religious: