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Exotic animals on the loose in Ohio

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Gutter, Oct 18, 2011.

  1. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2011/10/18/Wild-animals-loose-in-Muskingum-County.html

    http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2011/10/18/zanesville-exotic-animals-escape.html

    Scary and sad situation ... owner of an exotic animal farm found dead, and dozens of animals on the loose. Police have already killed 25 animals ... but more are out there. Calling on schools to be cancelled tomorrow.
     
  2. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    GD MF SOB... This is probably the closest thing to a phobia I have. I might stay home from work tomorrow and I live 5 states away.
     
  3. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Probably went something like this:

     
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Just alert the Ohio rednecks it's open season on furrin' critters. Problem solved.
     
  5. Point of Order

    Point of Order Active Member

    I reckon they're letting the kids out of school so they can go hunt the critters down.
     
  6. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I'm thinking the giraffe will be pretty easy to find.
     
  7. zagoshe

    zagoshe Well-Known Member

    The good news is if there is a wolverine in the pack, it is completely harmless seeing as wolverines tend to bitch up in the state of Ohio.
     
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    A live shot from the animal standoff as a Muskingum County sheriff drew his rifle on one of the escaped bears ...

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  9. Johnny Chase

    Johnny Chase Member

    What kind of sick fuck has monkeys living in his house? No better than the douchebags in Florida who have pet pythons.
     
  10. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    "Use of deadly force to apprehend the Monkees is authorized. That is all."
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  11. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    The Bengal from Cincinnati was easy to find because it couldn't move more than 10 yards at a time.
     
  12. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Someone tweeted that they had shot a 300 lbs. bengal tiger. Speculation immediately turned to Andre Smith.
     
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