Excellent job, cigarette makers!

Exactly -- and for God's sake, please stop with the "Truth" commercials. Nothing more pretentious has ever aired on TV.

 

So if you were at Wal-Mart and a 65-inch TV fell on your head, no one would sue Wal-Mart?

 

Can you sue the Unseen Hand?

 

No. I'd sue your imaginary, hip black friend.

 

Invisible Hand, Zeke, Invisible.

Get your slogneering right.

 

I know people who've worked at Wal-Mart as the guy who throws TVs on customers' heads. Don't talk shit if you have no real-life experience.

 

Not possible for this to happen. Never go near a Wal-Mart

 

I like "Unseen Hand." It scans better into satirical doggerel since it's two less syllables.

There once was an unclean man
In love with the Unseen Hand
It tickled his taint
He thought he would faint
When it outsourced his balls to Siam!

 

Now if I only knew if it was the Invisible Hand in my pants, or if it's my hip, imaginary black friend.

Either way, I'm not complaining.

 

Well, at least go to our Wal-Mart thread to read about the monopolies of labour unions, leverage and the Invisible Hand. Find out how much you thought you knew but don't.

 

Two less syllables.

 

Thanks, yes, two. Here in Texas we tend to say "invis'bul."