Excellent job, cigarette makers!

Tell it to Archer Daniels Midland.

 

I hate people who smoke, because they put an undue burden on the health care system, which my hard-earned money pays for! I hate fat people for the same reason. Anyone who doesn't live a healthy, vegetarian lifestyle can go to hell!

 

Nice.

 

I like smoking for the litter and the unintentional fires alone.

 

People, people. I have it on the authority of several tobacco companies that smoking is harmless. They're very respected experts in their field and have advised people in high-ranking authority. They could also run circles around 99% of you knuckle-dragging cretins, intellectually. So relax. They'd laugh if they could hear you talking about the dangers of smoking. I happen to know one of them. Also, I'm a pulmonologist unless you can prove that I'm not, right here on this thread.

 

Americans may not be the dumbest people on Earth, but they are the most judgmental.

Oops, strike that, forgot about Europe again.

It's threads like these that make me want to start smoking.

 

How dare you judge Europe!

 

If you think that's rational, go ahead.

 

I think it's about as rational as thinking people should quit smoking and eating cheeseburgers because I don't like it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to withdraw $100 from the bank so I can buy a carton of cigarettes. And I think I'll take drags in between bites of my Hardee's cheeseburger. God, I love America!

 

A real American would put in on his credit card. Why do you treat our nation's creditors so shabbily?

 

mmmmmm. Definitely heading to Hardee's after my smoke break.

 

God almighty, that's one big fist of meat.