Ex-Gator Continues Effort to be "Next Kobe"

Ted Dupay never could quite get there on the court, but looks like he'll surpass Kobe in court.

http://www.gatorsports.com/article/20080710/NEWS/401129920/1016&title=Ex_Gator_Teddy_Dupay_accused_of_rape__kidnapping

 

Was Kobe a gambler too?

 

He certainly took a gamble when he called room service ...

 

I "bet" he did it. I wouldn't "gamble" on acquittal. He and Major Parker are representing that Final Four team in fine fashion.

 

Does Dupay know how Shaq's ass tatses?

It looks like he will be tossing someone's salad in the near future.

 

Jesus.... Big Ern McCracken can't be too far away.

 

What's Major Parker up to these days? Worse than Dupay?

 

Neck and neck with Chuck Knoblauch for the "No Fucking Way, That's HIM?" photo of the year.

 

Not nearly as bad as Dupay's accused actions, but from the Gainseville Sun's Dupay story...

"Dupay is the second member of the Florida 2000 Final Four team that had faced problems with the law. In 2003, Major Parker, the captain of the 2000 team, was arrested outside The Oaks Mall in Gainesville in December 2003 on felony federal charges of dealing cocaine in an undercover sting. Parker pleaded guilty to a count of conspiracy to distribute and possession with intent to distribute more than 500 grams of cocaine after cooperating with authorities. He was sentenced in February 2006 to six months of house arrest and two-and-half years probation."

 

Has a more insignificant player ever received this much notoriety?

 

"How can you rape someone you love?"

W-W-WHAT?!?!?!?[mrs.broflowsky]

 

Somewhere, Mateen Cleaves is smiling.