EW!!! A Mini-Me sex tape!!

Troyer is a smart little guy. He gives the tape to this guy. Pretends it was stolen. Sues TMZ, which guarantees it makes the news and could drive up the price of the tape.

 

I've never visited TMZ.com. It's strangely addictive.

While I laughed about Lenny Krackitz and the story about Hulk Hogan feeling up his daughter, I enjoyed the Verne headline most of all: The Woman Who Did What You Never Would.

 

I have no interest in the tap, but I do think it be a blast to write heds for TMZ:

"Cameron to Pap: Black Crack is Wack!"

"John Salley: Tell Me How My Lies Taste!"

Fun stuff

 

Saw this on "Countdown" last night when Little Bird and my wife came home from a concert he was at.

The first words out of Little Bird (who is 14 and going into 10th grade): "There are breasts bigger than Mini-Me."

I haven't stopped laughing. ;D

 

That's sig worthy.

 

Awesome.

 

I would pay top dollar to see this.

 

I think the bigger question is (pun intended) whether or not the girl he's banging (I presume it's a girl) is of regular height or not. Because, if not, I think I would like to see it just to see how it is physically possible given his proportions.

 

It's win-win either way for me.

 

She's normal sized.
Story: http://wwtdd.com/?t=VERN%20TROYER

 

But not normal looking.