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Evidence mounts that I live next door to an exhibitionist ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Aug 28, 2007.

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  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    The other half of this story is a "Dear Penthouse: I never thought it would happen to me" letter written all over it.

    And yes, I will read it word for word, also.
     
    Chef, Aug 28, 2007
    #25
  2. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Never will I look at Mike Tice the same way again. ;)

    [​IMG]
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Aug 28, 2007
    #26
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Wow.

    Simply. Wow.
     
    Chef, Aug 28, 2007
    #27
  4. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I liked the story and the references were great, but that's just nothing compared to where I live. Wouldn't even make her odd for my block. I have neighbors having sex so loud several times a week that they can hear the woman screaming her head off on the space station. I have a woman across the courtyard who walks around naked with the window shades up, and I am positive she knows that I stand there and leer. I have a gay guy downstairs who tries to kiss me every time he sees me. And I have a woman who alternates between looking so stunningly beautiful that I stammer when I see her, to sometimes looking so haggard that I want to do DNA tests to make sure it's the same woman. If I was you, next time she does the topless act, I'd just walk over the fence, stick my nose through one of the chain links and stare at her like a retard at the circus. She might like it.
     
    The Big Ragu, Aug 28, 2007
    #28
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Read the title.

    Read the author.

    Knew this would be priceless.
     
    Armchair_QB, Aug 28, 2007
    #29
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Bubs,

    I'd rather live next to an ugly exhibitionist than a good-looking extortionist. So count your blessing and close your curtains.
     
    Ace, Aug 28, 2007
    #30
  7. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Is it makeup or booze?
     
    Sxysprtswrtr, Aug 28, 2007
    #31
  8. SixToe

    SixToe Well-Known Member

    Great stuff Mr. Bubbler.

    Mr. Ragu, I want to come hang out at your casa just to see the freak show. I can bring chips and beer.
     
    SixToe, Aug 28, 2007
    #32
  9. finishthehat

    finishthehat Active Member

    As your attorney, I'm advising you to never see "About Schmidt," starring Jack Nicholson and a topless Kathy Bates in a hot tub.
     
    finishthehat, Aug 28, 2007
    #33
  10. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I'm telling you, we should nominate Bubb's posts for a Pulitzer.
     
    Inky_Wretch, Aug 28, 2007
    #34
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    Ragu... I'd like to come over some time to hear and see the freak show.

    Instead of sticking your nose through the fence, do your imitation of Tommy Turner, just make sure that your tallywhacker has no identifying marks (like a mole) that Moma Corlene could identify in a lineup.
     
    EStreetJoe, Aug 28, 2007
    #35
  12. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    It doesn't appear to just be Mama Corleone looking for attention. ::)
     
    bigpern23, Aug 28, 2007
    #36
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