Evidence mounts that I live next door to an exhibitionist ...

This right here is why Bubbler is the best poster on this board.

 

Anything I would post is simply unworthy of this thread.

But I'll say it anyway: You tell a hell of a story, Bubbler.

 

My only question to this entire thread is why is it so bad if your neighbor is an exhibitionist? I am thinking if my neighbor looked like whoever that was you linked her to, I wouldn't mind seeing her naked.
Not saying I want to fuck her or wife-swap, but I could handle seeing a little female nudity out of the yard next door if she looks like that.

 

All I can tell you, Angola, is that her face resembles that picture, but put that face on Mama Corleone's body.

 

Check this out, Bubbler. Your neighbor has a MySpace page.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=163521349

 

Oh. I apparently didn't have enough reading comprehension skills to put those two facts together.

 

So she has Mama Corleone's body and yet she jogs?

 

Jay's chips - are those any good? I don't think we have them here.

 

Jay's chips are the best.

 

Jays suck. But nice pull with Ennio Morricone, even if his best work was The Untouchables.

 

Bubbler,

You really should consider a career as a film writer. I'm telling ya', if you wrote it, I would pay to see it.