Everything's inverted

Taint reference began on the "alternatives to profanity" thread. It's a joke from my office about a certain moribund coworker who likely vapo-rubs his taint to stay animated. It's all about keeping the yang-chi boiling and the yin-chi simmering.

 

There are a lot of things that need to happen before my children can even become a realistic thought. And until I start straddling a fence for hours at a time, I'm not going to worry about my taint's circulation, either.

But I do appreciate the concern for my taint. You're all very kind.

 

irish, I believe, is also the innovator of "nuzzle my perineum," which is one of my all time favorite imperative commands.

 

And who among us really gets to say that imperative enough?

A friend who ignores the perineum is hardly worthy of the name.

 

Damn.

I thought I got more than I paid for tonight when I ordered Portabella mushrooms with my NY strip.





Pre-posting edit: I just thought I'd try to make a funny before the things went ape-snot.

Aw fuck. Nevermind.

 

A person who is parsimonius with regards to the perineum can piss off promptly.

Another jigger of gin, lads?

 

This inverted board is confusing. Please return it to normal.
Thank you.

 

Confusing, this inverted board is. To normal, please return it.

 

If nothing else, from this board I learned the medical term for the grundle. I learned it a while back and I am thankful.

 

Nuzzle my perineum, you must. Slurp Henley's goo, you do.

 

In English, I agree.

 

Can't wait to try those bold assertions around the office tomorrow morning and see how well they're received.