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Everything's inverted

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chi City 81, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    This far along and no one has made a Top Gun "inverted" joke?

    For shame, SportsJournalists.com.

    You used to be cool.
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Until I get a life, what else is there for me to do?
     
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Charlie: So lieutenant, where exactly were you?
    Maverick: Well, we...
    Goose: Thank you.
    Maverick: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
    Charlie: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
    Maverick: Because I was inverted.
    Iceman: [coughs whilst saying] Bullshit.
    Goose: No he was man, it was a really great move. He was inverted.
    Charlie: You were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28?
    Maverick: Yes ma'am.
    Charlie: At what range?
    Maverick: Um, about 2 meters.
    Goose: It was actually about 1 and a half I think. It was 1 and a half, I've got a great Polaroid of it, and he's right there, must be 1 and a half.
    Maverick: Was a nice picture.
    Goose: Thanks.
    Charlie: Eh lieutenant, what were you doing there?
    Goose: Communicating.
    Maverick: Communicating. Keeping up foriegn relations. You know, giving him the bird!
    Goose: [Charlie looks puzzled, so Goose clarifies] You know, the finger
    [gestures apprpriately]
    Charlie: Yes, I know the finger, Goose.
    Goose: I-I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that, I'm sorry. Excuse me.
     
  4. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Put Vapo-Rub on your taint? I don't really know.
     
  5. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Don't forget that I have seen you, wicked. You may want to try the former more than the latter.
     
  6. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Are you really trying to come up with a fat joke?

    Seriously, is that the best you can do?
     
  7. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    It keeps you alert and enhances circulation.
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    But then I'd have to drive to the store to get some VapoRub. And considering my dinner was selected simply because I didn't want to get milk on my day off, I think I'll be posting here for a little longer.
     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    How much circulation does a taint really need?
     
  10. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    And it's good that first-time visitors to the site are more likely to see Vapo-rub/taint references than anything related to journalism or sports.
     
  11. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    I guess I don't use that front page as much as y'all, because I never would've noticed.
     
  12. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    What, do you want your balls to die? Think of your balls, man. Won't somebody please think of Mike's future children!!!!!!
     
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