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Everyone Who Works For Comcast Cable Should Die

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Flying Headbutt, Dec 26, 2007.

  1. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    And I mean EV-ERY-ONE!

    Even during the Passover only the first born was taken. But I want none of them spared. It's bad form to wish cancer on anyone. No one wants cancer. No one wants their worst enemy to have cancer. I want the top execs at Comcast Cable to get the worst kind of cancer. I want them to want to commit suicide but be too weak to actually be able to follow through with it.

    I want a SEPTA bus to hit them, only they'd be unable to lapse into even a medically induced coma, so they must suffer the pain of an entire broken body for weeks until they die. Perhaps the rain I'm getting here could be ice up there, and they could slip and fall and hurt themselves. Or maybe the top people at Comcast Cable can be found conniving with Osama Bin Landen, and all of them can be taken out at the same time.

    I don't care how it happens. But they should definitely all die.
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    I want to know what happened to put you in such a murderous mood.
  3. shotglass

    shotglass Guest

    FH, if you suddenly see the image of Satan on Channel 67, you'll know they heard you...
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Sounds like someone just got his bill and discovered exactly how much all those pay-per-view porn movies can add up.
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    While Comcast employees deserve no specific reason for this fate, you wouldn't happen to have one, would ya?
  6. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Upper management is unspeakable.

    But the craptastic level of service from the frontline people makes you think The Soprano's Chris is in charge of the field service and phonebank branches.
  7. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    Our Comcast cable and Internet service never has given us any problem, and the people we've dealt with during power outages have been helpful.
  8. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Good to hear. Given their racketeer-level rates and their business model straight out of the Five Families playbook, they OUGHT to be.

    But too often . . .
  9. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I have the Comcast Triple Play.

    While I don't wish death on anyone it was and is: Biggest. Mistake. Ever.
  10. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    I don't know if this is what caused Headbutt's post, but here, there's a bit of an uproar because Comcast wants to move all the local access/government channels into the 900 range.

    That move would force people who want them to get digital cable. They give the digital receiver free for a year, but then it's $4/month after that.

    This might even be illegal, since local access/government channels are supposed to be broadcast on regular basic.
  11. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I don't see how local access/government channels will get me to buy a digital box (I have two actually). Unless you really want to see Wayne's World or the Sword of Joshua Independent Fundamental Full Gospel Assembly Hour.
  12. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    But isn't regular basic going the way of the dodo after this year?

    In other words, doesn't everyone have to upgrade to digital cable pretty soon?
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