Everyone needs a little advice now and again

By the way kid, I'm pushing 40 and I'm torn between two hotties at the moment. Not monogamous with either yet; both scenes are new. I'm trying to be ethical, and to this point I have, but it's a fucking landmine up ahead, I can see.

My point: this shit never gets any simpler. Being single is better than being in a bad marriage, but being in a good marriage blows single out of the fucking water. I have no advice on those gals you mentioned but here's advice I do have: get married to a good woman before you get too deep into your 30s, because the selection drops off markedly right around that time.

When I was your age I thought it'd be cool to be some debauched old fuck out of a Milan Kundera novel. Now that I am, I can assure you that it has its moments, such as the other night when I had a 26-year-old bombshell's holy of holies plastered up against my face for about an hour, but in general, I know my friends with good wives are happier than I am.

 

Lets just say:

Angela- Dark Hair, 5'3 115, BEAUTIFUL eyes, and a gorgeous smile, with big lips.

Mary- Blonde, 5'2 115, pretty smile, nice body

Karen- Dark hair, Sexy Blue eyes, 5'4 120, nice ass!

 

Uh yeah, don't do that. No matter how much these fuckers pressure you, you'll regret it.

 

Thats what me and my buddies were talking about the other night. Thats what my plan has always been, and Angela has been that great girl, but I just wanted to see what else was out there, thinking I could get her back. But it might be too late.

 

"Nice ass!" (that's funny ... and something I may have said back in the day).

Go for the 5-9 point guards.

 

I agree with the man on this one. Even though I gave the TTIUWOP, I would agree with your assessment.

 

Everyone needs a little nice ass now and again.

Good luck, 4X.

 

Yeah I know. I debated for about a week to even put myself out there by just telling the story, but it has been eating at me. Believe it or not, Im a classy guy and I would never put pictures of them out there on the internet. My friends give me TERRIBLE advice most of the time, and my parents advice is always just... parental. I want some unattached views of the situation out there to offer me some advice.

 

This texting generation is going to lead to the death of, you know, conversation. Call Angela and talk to her. Meet her in person for a burger and soda pop and talk.

 

Soda pop? WTF!?!!?

Unrelated topic: The length of the first post makes me think it's JDV. But 4X didn't use "Score," "whatever" or any other catch phrase. I'm so torn.

 

Which one will let you go ATM?

That's your keeper, right there.

 

Ballgame.