Everyone needs a little advice now and again

My advice to you...Is to start drinking heavily.

 

My advice would be the above except you find a way to have them both at the same time.

 

C'mon, you know the most passion comes from the nerdly girl with glasses, who had that crush on Brandon.

 

Ditch the Mary girl, sounds like too much trouble.

Seems like you have a future with both of the other girls. Hold out until one becomes availble you'll be able to start off fresh that way.

 

Ceiling Cat is watching XXXX make a video.

 

Dude, Angela is an hour or so away. Karen is there. I don't see a problem.

 

"What would you do with a million dollars?"
"I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man."

 

Whole thing sounds a little younger than 21 to me. Could be wrong.

 

Glorious!

You're 21 man so enjoy it while it lasts. Obviously b/c you've straying from "Angela" you're not 100 percent into her anymore. You've already bagged "Mary" and seem to be on your way to bedding "Karen." Chances are you won't be talking to any of this girls by the end of the year so have as much fun as possible.

 

I wish you weren't 21.

 

Maybe he's 22 and hit 21 instead.

 

You can't hit on 21. Really, you shouldn't hit on anything over 16, unless maybe a soft 17.