Everybody run...

...the crazy old fart's got a gun.

http://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071025/NEWS01/71025016

 

Motorists can expect road closures and considerable associated delays on Interstate 84 and Route 9 Sunday night, and on Route 55 and again on Interstate 84 on Monday. Depending on what time he travels Monday morning, his trip could disrupt school bus service in affected areas.

Lord knows, he might mistaske a bus for a grouse.

 

"Is that a buck?"

"No sir, it's my station wagon. Well, it was my station wagon."

 

They should keep that old fart locked up in his house. He is a threat to security in the United States.

And Cheney, don't even think about stepping foot in Canada with that thing...you obviously think it's a toy.
Forget the people around him, I would be concerned about Cheney harming himself.
( Deja Vu moment, about Ralphie from Christmas Story....someone should warn Cheney he may shoot his eye out with that thing if he is not careful. Can you imagine his obit if he ever dies? He was experimenting with what he thought was a toy and shot his eye out... ;D ;D ;D)

 

A legal question: Is it against the law for a Canadian citizen to threaten the life of POTUS if that person does it while on Canadian soil?

Here, you can go to jail even if you don't mean it. Is that true in Canada?

 

"Stop it, Cheney, you're EMBARRASSING me!"

I love that dumb song, and that was the best line. Except for the Cheney part.

When I worked at Domino's in 1990, one of my drivers was Cheney's chef. That's my one degree of separation.

 

"Hi, I'm Dick Cheney, mind if I hunt with you folks?"

"Awww, shoot........"

BAMM!!!

 

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