Ever dreamed of a night with a pair of hookers?

Well, there went breakfast.

 

Oh come on.....you, them, a couple of pizzas, a case of Keystone, and a Matlock Marathon......shit......they'd never forget you.

 

I think hispanics should file a class action suit for defamation for being mentioned in that article.

 

Holy mother of God they're horrible lookin'!

 

I like a good joke as much as anyone here, but this isn't one. 62-year-old grandma hooker...mother-daughter...$15 tricks...Mexicans. Oh yeah, the punch line: they're really unattractive!

While TV usually gets a pass on the quality of the news, the only joke here is on the audience, apparently viewed by the TV station and its sponsors as nothing less than retards.

And who said irony was dead?

 

$15 each?

Must be a real pricey neighborhood.

On a serious note, I'm pretty sure that there isn't enough alcohol in this world to make me look at those two and say, "tonight I am going to fulfill one of my life-long dreams."

I'm pretty sure that not even Boots would hit that. (Of course, I could be wrong).

 

You are right, GM, it is a particularly lame and -- I think -- racist story as written.

Anyway, this country has a long and proud tradition of unattractive hookers.

 

Welcome to My World

 

Um ... Mrs. Coach, yes. Julie ... I dunno. I'm not sure I wanna take her V chip away from Saracen

 

Hope that undercover cop got hazard pay. I know he never carried out the deed, but it would take a Robert De-Niro-like acting job to pretend to be interested in that $30 sandwich from hell.

 

If I had a million dollars
(If I had a million dollars)
I.... wouldn't do that.

Sorry, Barenaked Ladies.

 

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