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Ever been hit by a bus from outer space?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Jan 28, 2008.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Well, somebody will be next month or shortly thereafter.

  2. "From the moon, Alice...bang, zoom!"

  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I once got hit by a truck one time. Seriously.

    I was walking out of a bar in a small town in central Pennsylvania and crossed the street with two friends. I'm unlocking my door and I turn my head to the right and see this Ford F-150 veering toward me. I turn my head around to the left, and the mirror hits the top of my head. I didn't go down, but it stunned me. I walked around to the back of my car, watched the truck drive away, swore a few times, then told my friends, "Fuck. All right, let's go to that party."
  4. Only in space.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You should get that looked at. It may have damaged the part of your brain that makes you attractive to women.
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Nah. That was damaged years ago.
  7. Can I have the rights to your biopic?
    What'd you do, fuck Fate's dog?
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's great. I'll auction it off to the good folks at SportsJournalists.com one day. Someone can use it in their biography, ala Jay Peterman. I've got a great story saved in the well, hiding there only to protect my identity. But some day. ...

    And no dog would take my bone. Trust me. I've tried.
  9. "How high's the Fail, mother?
    "Six feet high and risin'"
  10. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Love that song. It would be a great theme to the Mike911 Show.
  11. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member


    Every day I take a hike (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    To get on the bus that bitch-slaps mike (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    I'm so happy, I just sit and smile (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    His punk ass's only another mile (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    Thank you, driver, for getting me here (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    Mike needs him a slappin' on the ear (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    I don't want to cause no fuss (Too much, the Magic Bus)
    But let's hit mike with the Magic Bus! (Too much, the Magic Bus)
  12. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    FB, you are on a roll, my man...
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