Et tu, pizza?

I ate one last night and felt like puking the rest of the night, though I feel fine today.

 

I've never heard of Jack's. Is that a regional brand?

 

I've never felt sick after eating one. Hopefully that streak will continue tonight.

 

Totino's?

If that's your idea of good pizza you almost deserve a good case of the runs.

 

It's my idea of a good, cheap, frozen pizza. I'm from an Italian neighborhood, where good pizza there is incredible anywhere else. Pizza is pride. Totinos is acceptable, but not preferred.

 

You're full of crap. A girlfriend? get out. Liar.

 

As I was reading this thread, my roommate was just pulling a pizza out of the oven.

I asked him, 'What brand pizza is that?' He says, 'Totino's Supreme, why?'

I said, 'Does it have pepperoni?'

He says, 'Yeah, why?'

I say, 'Just wondering.'

Now I'm watching him much away happily.

Am I mean? You make the call.

 

No way. Chances are, since it's already made, he's not going to throw it out anyway. I know I wouldn't.

Sit back and enjoy.

 

Why am I suddenly reminded of Homer eating the 50 cent plankton? "But...it's...so...cheap!"

 

And worth almost every penny.

 

I read the part later in the story talking about people getting stomach cramps and diarrhea and thought, 'Damn, that pretty much describes what I hear coming from his bathroom every day.'

I can't imagine it getting any worse than that.

 

At least he'll be fulfilled for a little while.