Esquire: Mila Kunis is the Sexiest Woman Alive

I am compulsive when people mention "Inception" or "The Change-Up."

 

The Change-Up was fucking hilarious.

 

Yeah, but you like According to Jim.

 

Well, it's funnier than Inception.

 

Kunis isn't too skinny. She just has absolutely no hips, ass or anything close to resembling either. That's typically a huge turnoff for me, but she's sexy as everything despite the lack of curves. So, in short, a solid 6.

 

Olivia Wilde is going to pick up some votes if she keeps proposing concepts like "Olivia Land" and talking about how she has sex like a Kenyan Marathon runner. (But with Jason Sudekis? /cringes /punches a wall)

http://www.vulture.com/2012/10/olivia-wilde-has-a-lot-to-say-about-her-vagina.html?imw=Y

 

The true sexiest woman alive is probably a soccer mom in Bridgeport, some maid in Canberra or a nurse in Gabon. In other words, nowhere near the world of celebs

 

B cups are underrated. there, i said it.

 

It'd be interesting if, one of these years, Esquire gave it to the same woman in consecutive years. A kind of: Yep, still the sexiest.

 

And I would guess, in the next two years, Jennifer Lawrence will win the award.