ESPN's worst show could be on the chopping block ...

Will the set be poolside? Or perhaps in a hot tub?

 

Actually saw something yesterday that hinted DirecTV could be adding Versus to its sports tier in the near future. I'm hopeful.

 

Never mind. Just saw that has been refuted by Versus. Balls.

 

Fuck.

[/cycling fan]

 

It's not easy being cheesy.

So say Weezie. And Zach Parise.

So pretty please, give Loser a break.

His handle, as you know, is a total fake.

ArmchairQB claims Loser's a douchebag.

This coming from a backup agate shooter at a weekly rag.

Just know this: Loser knows all.

And he hears Jay Crawford is headed for a fall.

Is that enough of a clue, playthrough?

I speak in tongues, a la Mr. Magoo.

Be careful who you criticize, co-called Brian McDowell.

I find most of your posts not just lame but foul.

And, as for you, 34,805-time-poster slappy.

I can only imagine what you slap to make you happy.

 

I'm sorry, but that got a laugh out of me.

 

Wow. That's a (w)rap.

 

Hey apseloser, don't ever fucking send me another PM like the one I just received from you.

"Axing"? Is Ebonics your mother tongue?

Stay classy douchebag.

 

You can rip Loser, but he can't rip back?

Then be careful what you post, you fucking hack.

You started this, Armchair QB.

Blame yourself, 21,626-time-poster, but don't blame me.

Your photo of Bert is kind of lame.

Make sure you're on time for tonight's JV girls' basketball game.

 

Hey! I like the Bert photo!

 

Thanks. The lady at the driver's license office really did a nice job with it.