ESPN's worst show could be on the chopping block ...

So hears Loser, who was teased by someone with an ESPN VP title. "Worst show" was the only description given to Loser, who pressed and pressed, to no avail. But oh so many shows could fall into that category.

Loser followed up by axing if it was one of his least favorite:

— The worse-than-Hannah-Storm-in-sausage-wrap "Around the Horn"
— The put-this-crap-on-ESPN-360-will-ya? "First Take"
— The only-thing-that-could-make-this-worst-is-Stuart-Scott-as-host "Rome is Burning"
— The even-Top-Five-Reasons-You ...-and-Playmakers-were-better-than-this "Sports Nation"

"Yes," a source close to the situation told Loser. "It's one of those."

"Phew," Loser thought to himself, fearing some programming genius there would replace PTI with Skip Bayless Live.

And so, Loser wonders aloud while his co-workers look at him funny: What is ESPN's worst current show?

Loser. Out.

 

I have no idea what this means.

 

This second-hand third-person story has given me a first-degree headache.

 

SportsNation has a train-wrecky quality that endears it to me.

 

I like SN. And I think Michelle Beadle is hot.

 

You're saying Loser has lost you?

 

The Moddy Pipeline isn't impressed.

 

Hopefully First Take, though I don't know where I'll go to get my fill of Bart Scott debating Skip Bayless about the NCAA bubble teams.

 

"What, me worry?"

 

I confused.

 

Does Loser work for the WWE? The style of writing seems to be about the same.