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ESPN's worst show could be on the chopping block ...

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by apseloser, Mar 4, 2010.

  1. apseloser

    apseloser Member

    So hears Loser, who was teased by someone with an ESPN VP title. "Worst show" was the only description given to Loser, who pressed and pressed, to no avail. But oh so many shows could fall into that category.

    Loser followed up by axing if it was one of his least favorite:

    — The worse-than-Hannah-Storm-in-sausage-wrap "Around the Horn"
    — The put-this-crap-on-ESPN-360-will-ya? "First Take"
    — The only-thing-that-could-make-this-worst-is-Stuart-Scott-as-host "Rome is Burning"
    — The even-Top-Five-Reasons-You ...-and-Playmakers-were-better-than-this "Sports Nation"

    "Yes," a source close to the situation told Loser. "It's one of those."

    "Phew," Loser thought to himself, fearing some programming genius there would replace PTI with Skip Bayless Live.

    And so, Loser wonders aloud while his co-workers look at him funny: What is ESPN's worst current show?

    Loser. Out.
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    I have no idea what this means.
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    This second-hand third-person story has given me a first-degree headache.
  4. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    SportsNation has a train-wrecky quality that endears it to me.
  5. budcrew08

    budcrew08 Active Member

    I like SN. And I think Michelle Beadle is hot.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You're saying Loser has lost you?
  7. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    My life will not be whole again until Loser comes back to answer Loser's question.
  8. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    The Moddy Pipeline isn't impressed.
  9. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Hopefully First Take, though I don't know where I'll go to get my fill of Bart Scott debating Skip Bayless about the NCAA bubble teams.
  10. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member


    "What, me worry?"
  11. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    I confused.
  12. BrianMcDowell

    BrianMcDowell Member

    Does Loser work for the WWE? The style of writing seems to be about the same.
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