ESPN's Britt McHenry is Not Nice....

Whatever it is, I promise you it's not paying all that well. The nickels she's earning as "contributor" to the Federalist and the occasional appearances on Fox (which seem to have dried up after she was so bad at them) can't be paying the bills.

 

Maybe should become a podiatrist.

 

Two buddies of mine were in a remote Adirondack town to meet other friends for some rabbit hunting with their beagles and they all grabbed lunch at a dumpy diner.

Over in a corner sat a beagle whose body showed signs of major breeding.

“Look at that tired, old bitch,” my friend Bill said ... as the waitress walked out of the kitchen.

They were asked to leave.

 

Just to set the record straight, that was Bill Belichick to Tom Brady in Week 3 of the 2001 season.

 

I’m not sure what’s funnier, the posts or the names.

 

Less surprising than Golden State winning the NBA title:

Fox News Hires Britt McHenry, of Viral Video and Tweet About Being White

 

She'll be gone +/- 90 days?

 

I’m surprised she’s not chair of the president’s council on physical fitness.

 

Maybe he’s already grabbed her by the ... yeah.

 

How is Britt McHenry a pundit?

 

Because she has so many HOT TAKEZ?

 

She's loud, and some hornbag exec decided she's hot.