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ESPNews: Who writes this crap?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BYH, Aug 31, 2006.

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  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Coming up next, David Ortiz' top 10 heart-racing walkoff hits!
     
    BYH, Aug 31, 2006
    #49
  2. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    Coming up next, Ortiz fills in for Jim Rome on Ortiz's heart is burning. PHE-NOMINAL
     
    Chuck~Taylor, Aug 31, 2006
    #50
  3. mickeyrat

    mickeyrat New Member

    ok, i take it back. these are damned funny.
     
    mickeyrat, Aug 31, 2006
    #51
  4. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    "Once Big Papi, now Big Palpi-tation, the latest on David Ortiz' ticker next on SportsCenter."
     
    Guy_Incognito, Aug 31, 2006
    #52
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    ESPNews: Keep up to date with our ticker, which moves slower and in a more predictable fashion than that of David Ortiz.
     
    BYH, Aug 31, 2006
    #53
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Have a take and don't die!
     
    dooley_womack1, Aug 31, 2006
    #54
  7. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    ESPNEWS David Ortiz sportsticker:
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    Chuck~Taylor, Aug 31, 2006
    #55
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Funny.
     
    Songbird, Aug 31, 2006
    #56
  9. Van Lingle Mungo

    Van Lingle Mungo Member

    Next up on Cold Pizza: Skip Bayless explains why you should be glad David Ortiz has heart problems.
     
    Van Lingle Mungo, Aug 31, 2006
    #57
  10. Chuck~Taylor

    Chuck~Taylor Active Member

    But don't forget, he still loves watching him play.
     
    Chuck~Taylor, Aug 31, 2006
    #58
  11. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Ortiz's health status is still unknown. However, if you are feeling heart palpitations yourself, do not hesitate to call 9-1-1 with your ESPN Mobile phone. You won't miss a minute of ESPNews en route to the emergency room!

    Coming up next, we ask Beano Cook if Notre Dame has the heart to make it to the national title game! Stay tuned!
     
    PopeDirkBenedict, Sep 1, 2006
    #59
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    THAT is brilliant. :D
     
    BYH, Sep 1, 2006
    #60
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