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ESPNews: Who writes this crap?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BYH, Aug 31, 2006.

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  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    "And he passes to the man ... and Boom goes Big Papi's left ventricle."
     
    Double Down, Aug 31, 2006
    #13
  2. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "For 86 years, Red Sox fans had a broken heart. Now, it's Big Papi!!"
     
    poindexter, Aug 31, 2006
    #14
  3. Lugnuts

    Lugnuts Well-Known Member

    BYH, the answer to the question is:

    The person who reads it.
     
    Lugnuts, Aug 31, 2006
    #15
  4. Oz

    Oz Well-Known Member

     
    Oz, Aug 31, 2006
    #16
  5. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    "A week ago David Ortiz was using pine tar, now he's just hoping to avoid a pine box!"
     
    zeke12, Aug 31, 2006
    #17
  6. DyePack

    DyePack New Member

    Will David Ortiz need a defibrillator to jump-start the Red Sox pennant hopes?
     
    DyePack, Aug 31, 2006
    #18
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    "The Red Sox gotta have heart. And David Ortiz has gotta have a heart. Soon."
     
    dooley_womack1, Aug 31, 2006
    #19
  8. Rusty Shackleford

    Rusty Shackleford Active Member

    It's every Yankees fans dream: The Red Sox's season is dying, and so too, possibly, is their best player.
     
    Rusty Shackleford, Aug 31, 2006
    #20
  9. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    "Keep it tuned right here, to ESPNnews. If and when Big Papi dies, well, have it all, first and live!"
     
    poindexter, Aug 31, 2006
    #21
  10. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    First it was Len Bias, then Reggie Lewis.. They say things come in threes. Can David Ortiz possibly be the next Boston legend to die of heart failure? Coming up, we'll have Buster Olney here via the ESPN mobile phone [​IMG] to discuss the chances.
     
    poindexter, Aug 31, 2006
    #22
  11. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    And poindexter comes up with the best one so far. :D
     
    Chi City 81, Aug 31, 2006
    #23
  12. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    "Ortiz is hoping that doctors can come up more clutch than A-Rod before his heart goes Big Papi"
     
    Pastor, Aug 31, 2006
    #24
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