espn ruins everything

okay, i'm a freak. i planned my saturday afternoon around the pro football h.o.f. inductions, knowing harry carson bats leadoff. it was supposed to begin at 1 p.m. told mrs. shockey we'd be good to go by 1:30 at the latest.

well, i just sat through more than 35 minutes of bullshit. now, it's a commercial break. no harry yet.

this sucks. i have to get a life.

 

Oh, so Mr. Take My Name Out Of Consideration is cool with the HOF now that they voted him in, huh?

 

i've done lame things like plan nights around the OC, but the pro football hall of fame speeches? shockey, you are a true fan.

 

no, not a true fan. i'm outta here once harry's done. he's been a friend, but geez, what a waste of time. thanks for nothing, espn.

 

Boo vacuum haistyling attachments.

 

On an unrelated note, Al Davis appears to be in worse shape than Fidel Castro.

 

The Raiders led the fight for diversity?

 

Al Davis looks like a Sith Lord and Madden's bust looks more like Jimmy Johnson.

 

by the by. got back in time to see sara white. quite the dish, no?

she and reggie's son were great. his daughter sung the anthem. great all around. unfortunately for the daughter, she looks more like dad than mom. that's tough on a young lady, isn't it. girls?

 

I remember years ago seeing a photo of Joe Montana and his family. His wife was gorgeous, naturally, the blond model type, but their teen-age daughter, God bless her, looked just like Joe. I felt so bad for her I almost cried. Almost.

 

Kind of like Billy Joey and Christie Brinkley's daughter being the spitting image of ... him.
Probably sings like her, too. :