Epsom Salt as a cure all

I have no clue why it is, but epsom salt is amazing for injuries, AND reviving nearly dead plants. My dad looks at a planet in our apartment. It is on the verge of death. we have tried everything. he advises to sprinkle some epsom salt. we do. 2 weeks later, it is thriving!

i suffered a badly pulled muscle in my leg during a basketball game recently. i tried a heating pad, ice, you name it. finally, i put some epsom salt on a wet towel, and press my leg on it for about 45 mins. and im fine!

This may be old news, but it is news to me.

That is all.

 

And just what planet would that be? [/good doctor to cocksuckeridan]

 

I prefer rock salt myself.

 

just rock over here.

It'll cure what ails you.

Dye -- did you finish Heaven last night.

 

epsom salts are one of the great things on this earth. if you suffer from sore muscles -- and with half this board i dont want to know how -- take a bath, and pour some in. spectacular healing powers.

 

No. We can pick it up with the second verse if you like.

 

Since when did epsom salt replace duct tape as the all-purpose cure-all? Huh?

Let's keep things in perspective here: Duct tape = fixes everything

 

You're leaving out WD-40

 

How I love the way you move...

 

And the sparkle in your eyes ...

 

There's a color deep inside them...

 

Like blue suburban skies