Epic rant by sicko HS coach

Short white guy: check.
Shaved head: check.
Dresses exclusively in workout clothes: check.
Napoleon complex: check.
Racist: check.

Yup. Least shocking thing ever.

 

Christian academy, eh?

And this dude isn't just the coach, he's the CEO of the whole school.

 

Hopefully he's fired by the time I finish this post.

Never has a headline been more true:

Courting success

 

Whenever I read an article about some player who somehow ends up in some place through a circuitous route, courtesy of some assistant coach at some prep academy who allows the player to live with him.

Basketball is corrupt.

 

No regrets. Yet.

Prep School CEO Goes on Profanity-Laced Tirade, Threatens Basketball Player - Stadium

 

This appears to be another of these alleged institutions that is nothing more than a front for a basketball team.

 

A bit like Big Ballers or whatever the fuck that forgettable shitstorm is.

 

"It hurts my heart that I tried to be a father figure to those worthless motherfuckers whose lives I could destroy with the flip of a finger."

 

Guys like this coach want to be a father figure to really good players who can pull them up the coaching ladder. But if the player turns out to be mediocre and really needs a father figure in a tome of need coaches like this guy are now here to be found.

 

I figure at minimum clowns like this should be charged with some sort of fraud. It's indentured servitude at least.

 

Child abuse


If this fucker has legal custody of any child under 18, a social services investigation should already be well under way.