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Entertain me

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 15, 2008.

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  1. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Maraschino ... maybe. But I'm not exactly JayFarrar's type, no.
     
    Flash, Sep 15, 2008
    #25
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Poor Jay!
     
    Ace, Sep 15, 2008
    #26
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    God, what kind of nancy state do you live in that allows you to bring your laptop to jury duty? Do they give you porn-site passwords, too?
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 15, 2008
    #27
  4. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Illinois.
    And no, but I didn't ask either.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 15, 2008
    #28
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I can see why Mizzou beat the Illini.
     
    dooley_womack1, Sep 15, 2008
    #29
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Um ... OK.

    Day 2 of jury duty starts at 10:30 a.m. Please prepare to entertain me again. I wonder if I'll have to stand, raise my right had and agree to be a good little juror again today. I certainly hope I don't have to watch that shitty judge movie again.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 16, 2008
    #30
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Day 2 of jury duty has began.

    Sitting in the pool with bunches of peoples, The Price is Right on the TV, and a full laptop battery. Lots of women in the pool ... mostly older more experienced.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 16, 2008
    #31
  8. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I think one woman just suggested strip poker to pass the time.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Sep 16, 2008
    #32
  9. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Talk about soccer, that'll make the other jurors hate you.
     
    Claws for Concern, Sep 16, 2008
    #33
  10. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Don't fall for it. She'll want to pull her teeth out as an item!
     
    Claws for Concern, Sep 16, 2008
    #34
  11. Claws for Concern

    Claws for Concern Active Member

    Since you haven't posted in a few minutes, you must have fallen for it.
     
    Claws for Concern, Sep 16, 2008
    #35
  12. Scouter

    Scouter Member

    Tell them the joke I told you yesterday. That'll really freak 'em out.
     
    Scouter, Sep 16, 2008
    #36
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