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Enquirer: O.J. Simpson has brain cancer

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Heading downhill at warp speed. Maybe when they start scraping the concrete in another month or so she'll start resisting the temptation to jam them in front of every camera that points at her.

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    Of course, if Katy Perry quits jamming her boobs in front of cameras, her existence as a public figure is over. Anybody seen Samantha Fox lately?
     
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  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    O.J. was innocent, though. The trial proved it.

    #GeorgeZimmermanTheory
     
  3. poindexter

    poindexter Well-Known Member

    Is he dead yet?
     
  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Abe Vigoda waits with bated breath.
     
  5. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    My sister-in-law looks a lot like Katy Perry, so much so she's been mistaken for her walking around New York. I have the challenge of pretending like I've never noticed this.
     
  6. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    The son of a bitch could not die fast enough for me.
    And when he does, there best not be a RIP OJ thread.....more like a Rot in Hell OJ thread.
     
  7. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Fart's sister-in-law looks like Salma Hayek.
    Makes me laugh that even a good pair of tits gets Starman steamed.
    Calm down, bro. It's OK that not everything in the world sucks.
     
  8. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    OJ begat the Kardashians, is there any other evidence needed that he's the devils fluff boy.
     
  9. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    A GOOD pair is one thing. A pair of floppy flaccid fleshbags, not so much.

    It's fine that Katy Perry has a pair of saggy sinking sweaterbouncers -- most women her age do. However most women her age have not attempted to build an entire show-business career out of nothing more and nothing less than constantly shoving those same droopy boobs into every camera in the hemisphere.

    And if you like her "music," well kindergarten called and it wants your IQ back.
     
  10. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I'd take a live pair of floppies over a blow up doll any day.
     
  11. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    How have they demonstrated themselves to be anything but inert?
    You are demonstrating extreme reverse-psychology signals here, but Fart is not your counselor.
    At least I am not being paid.
     
  12. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    Goddamn OJ. Dude makes people so angry men can't even have a pleasant conversation about tits.
     
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