Enquirer: Morgan Freeman to marry step-granddaughter

At least he knocked that item off the bucket list.

 

Morgan crawled through 500 hundred yards of shit smelling foulness that I can't imagine, and came out clean on the other side.

 

Classy.

 

"Yep, I think it's fair to say I liked her the first time I changed her diaper ..."

 

Sick fucking pervert, if it's true. Pretty simple. No amount of spin can make this look like he's anything but.

 

Really takes "cradle robbing" to an entirely different level.

Yeah, yeah, it do it do it do. Yeah, yeah, it do.

 

He is from Mississippi. In some parts of the state, this IS normal.

 

I wish I could tell you that Morgan fought the good fight, and that the Enquirer let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but banging your step-granddaughter is no fairy-tale world. Morgan never said he did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - banging your step-granddaughter consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Morgan would show up with a smile on his face. The step-granddaughter kept at him - sometimes he was able to resist the temptation, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Morgan - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, the step-granddaughter would have got the best of him.

 

Also, shouldn't this thread be in "Anything Goes"?

 

I'll believe it when TMZ has it.

 

This makes me look at the end of "Gone Baby Gone" differently.

 

She's not a waitress at Dave and Busters, is she?