Energy booster suggestions?

Ginseng.

 

Like the juice of 175 lightly carbonated Sweet Tarts trickling down your throat. For the next hour after you chug one, you feel oh so good.

 

Well, if this is the case, I am dispatching someone over to my neighbour's house after work tonight to get me one. The guys next door own a Red Bull fridge full of approxiametly 100 cans of the drink. I am sure they will give her it because they have the hots for her.

In the meantime, I need something to carry me over at work for the next 7 hours or so. I have tried exercise and it's not working.

Any suggestions?

 

If you wanna hang out you've got to take her out.
Cocaine.
If you wanna get down, down on the ground.
Cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.

If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues.
Cocaine.
When your day is done and you wanna run.
Cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.

If your thing is gone and you wanna ride on.
Cocaine.
Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back.
Cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.

She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie;
Cocaine.

 

Exercise, eat right, get enough sleep, drink enough water.

Failing that common sense plan, slam a Red Bull first thing in the morning and then have a triple espresso.

Repeat at 3 p.m.

Collapse at 10 p.m.

 

I've been hitting Starbucks a lot lately and getting Caramel Machiatos with 4 shots of espresso and that seems to work pretty good. I may move up to 5 shots soon. At bed time when I need to go the other direction, I rely on my good friends the benzos