Energy booster suggestions?

[blue] I used to drink coffee, but I've found smoking crystal meth is a better pick-me-up! [/blue]

 

Dang, beat me to it, by seconds.

 

Yeah.........but the side effect is about 45 minutes later, you have to take a giant shit.

My Black Bull seems to help wonderfully.

Black Bull

12 oz. Red Bull
12 oz. Coffee--black

Drink quickly.

I AM CORNHOLIO!

 

I tried the Black Bull, and once the sugar from the Red Bull melts, the aftertaste is like sucking on a bicycle chain, not that I've ever done that or anything. But it's a bitter bitter aftertaste and ruins the coffee.

I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOLE!

 

I used to drink Red Bull when I was feeling a bit sluggish....but my tolerance increased and it lost its kick.......

Now I taser myself......a quick zap to the nads and I'm energized for hours!

 

Exercise is actully a good way to increase energy. Something about the blood flow I think. Try it.

 

GU Energy Gel usually works for me. Or a Clif Shot.

 

I've actually had an adrenalin shot (to diagnose exercise-induced asthma) and it was the worst experience of my life (and I've had gallstones). First, it hurts like hell. Then your heart races for about a half-hour, forty-five minutes. Then you crash. Awful. Ugh.

 

try the new, improved meth. it takes many more years for that to happen, now.

 

Dude, yes.

 

If you've seen the movie "Crank," I suggest whatever he's having.

http://www.crankfilm.com/

 

I have never tried Red Bull, but am scared to...

What does it taste like?