Energy booster suggestions?

I am feeling really lifeless right now (which is abnormal) but I am in need of someything to pick me up today.

Does anyone have any suggestions for energy boosters?

(This should be good...)

 

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

 

So I've heard.

 

Red Bull.

 

chocolate is a great short-term energy booster

 

Also, those 5-hour energy boost bottles. They work, believe me. But don't take them at night if you want to sleep. I took one at 5 p.m. last week and didn't crash till 7 a.m. It doesn't rocket-propel you, just keeps you awake.

 

A giant plate of fetuccini alfredo.

 

A lot of women are borderline anemic. It could be your iron levels. Have a big steak with an orange -- no dairy. Tomorrow have a big spinach salad with a grapefruit -- no dairy. (Vitamin C helps iron absorption; calcium blocks it.) See if you feel better.

 

Eat carbs. Carbs = energy.

And work out.

 

When I'm feeling sluggish, I usually go for some Turkish black tar heroin...

 

A shot of Andrenalin[/umathurman]

 

Meth always gives me a little pick me up.

But there are consequences: