''Empire' just showed that fat women like sex, too'

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Speaking as a Gravitationally Enhanced-American (GEA), I would prefer not to hear comments on my lusciousness unless I bring it up first.

 

Does anyone even watch that show anymore?

 

Didn't look close enough, but now that you mention it ...

 

Dick W since you started this thread have to ask you, Would you, how many shots of whiskey or scotch would it take?

 

RSW... DWWN

 

This special episode of Empire has been brought to you by Gold Medal Flour.

 

http://pagesix.com/2017/03/08/gabourey-sidibe-had-weight-loss-surgery/

 

The scene in "Sideways" where Thomas Hayden Church had to sneak into a large woman's room, where he'd left his wallet, while she's having sex with her very large husband, is one I unfortunately can't unsee.

 

It's actually Giamatti who sneaks in because Church is too scared to go back, but I love that scene.

Don Rumsfeld and George W. Bush looking on via the small TV in the corner of the bedroom makes me lose it every time.

 

Best line ever from "Ball Four"; "someone has to f**k the fat chicks", star Joe Pepitone

 

"That's why God made light switches." - My college dorm mate who had a penchant for Yogi Berra-esque turns of phrases and enjoyed clearing low hurdles.