Embrace of the Vampire alert!

For the SportsJournalists.com Masturbation Nation, this awful movie that features the most graphic nudity of Alyssa Milano's career is now on HBO and will be repeated on HBO West at 4:15 Central time.


Alyssa fans can thank me later.

 

This explains so much.

 

Yeah, I'm sure no one else but me finds Alyssa Milano attractive. And no one here ever joked about the SportsJournalists.com masturbation nation before. Certainly not you.

 

Hey, no need to get all defensive. If you want to post a thread about graphic celebrity nudity, that's your business. But don't blame me if it seems kinda pervy.

 

Two Alyssa threads at the top of Anything Goes. That's gotta be a record, even for us.

There's also a reference to her re: dating the big loser Pavano in the baseball thread.

Good times!

 

I didn't know SportsJournalists.com ran public service announcements.

 

Emphasis on "service."

 

Fixed.

 

Sorry, but that might have been the most useful movie alert ever posted on this site ... for now and likely in perpetuity.

Just wish I was awake at the time.

 

I saw this movie was on last night but didn't click to it because I figured it was a lame horror movie.

I wish I would've seen this thread before now.

 

so, how long do i have to watch this shitty movie until the big scene?

 

uh, 24 minutes in. they are real and they are spectacular.