Elway sowing his wild oats

Can you give Zach a ride?

 

Elway and Janet met as freshmen at Stanford, so it's fair to guess they are about the same age (although John might be a couple years older due to 'jockshirting ' in high school).

48 vs. 41. Yeah, John is robbing the cradle. :

WTF. He got divorced in 2003. Why shouldn't he get remarried? Was he supposed to marry the 185-pound checkout clerk at Mickey D's?

 

I thought this thread would be about his horse teeth.

 

He was texting when he fumbled.

 

You mean it hasn't been?

 

Year by year, the Raiders and the Dolphins field the two sluttiest cheerleading squads in the game.

 

Can you spot the horse-faced bastard whose prime was in the Early 90's, and the tattooed pretty boy whose prime was in the Early 90's?

 

Is that a bad thing?

 

Have you seen the U's cheerleaders' outfits with the (large) flesh-colored insert in the tops? Yep, that's why parents send their daughters to college.

 

I thought it was to become Golden Girls at Mizzou ...

 

No.

But I would like to.

 

Remember, I said inserts.

These outfits fail on two fronts. If you want girl-next-door cheerleaders, they're too slutty. If you want T & A, they're too pseudo.