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Elvis (impersonator) has left the (jail) building

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Apr 23, 2013.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    The guy arrested in connection with the ricin letters sent to a Congressman and the POTUS has been released. Sources say he was framed.

  2. Probably someone he pissed off on Facebook.
  3. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Damn, I was hoping he'd be tried as an enemy combatant.
  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    His plans now:

    A. Find a beach.

    2. Locate beach babes.

    *. CLAMBAKE!
  5. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    Girls! Girls! Girls!
  6. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Not a good week for The FBI
  7. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    What does Mrs. Garrett have to do with this?
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    They just let him go?
    Dammit, there goes the "Jailbreak Hotel" headline.
  9. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    Not enough suspicious minds, evidently.
  10. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Somebody is still at large who tried to make the President itch like a man in a fuzzy tree.
  11. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    I'm sure he'll be caught in a trap, can't get out, before too long.
  12. linotype

    linotype Well-Known Member

    Word is he was tired of talking, so he grabbed his coat and just started walking. All that aggravation wasn't satisfactioning him or the Feds.
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