Eli Manning out at least a month? All year? Not at all? Depends who you believe

Eli says he wants to play Sunday

 

And I want to bear babies to Jason Taylor.

Doesn't mean it will happen.

 

He's a Giants fan favorite. They like the fact he's 280 pounds and has a big arm.

 

Fantastic. They'll like it even more when he continues to balloon against coaches' wishes, topping 3 bills, and gasping for air after just a drop-back.

Fuck you, Giants fans.

 

I would like to play Sunday, too.

:'(


I think HB is right. Eli probably won't play this weekend. Beyond that it is real questionable.

 

Awesome.

I'm sure they loved it when on a third-and-eight, Lorenzen scrambled and slid a yard short of the first down.

 

HB, you have no idea how hard I laughed at that. The TV guys were incredulous. "If ever there were a time to dive for it, head-first, that was it. I have no idea what he was thinking."

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHH! Fat fuck is too bottom-heavy to dive, idiots!

 

Jaggy, I figured that you were in your glory. What a brain fart that was! He was being defended by a corner and a safety. Lorenzen couldn't run through them for the first?

 

Dude, he can run through d-linemen. Have you seen him?

 

You just hate all things UK.

Bring on J. Load baby!

 

Guess what -- Charlie Frye's your starting QB next week.

That's the rumor circulating in Cleveland right this moment.

Frye is being traded or cut. That much is confirmed.

 

You're right, which makes it all the more amusing that he wouldn't run through a defensive back.