Eight-year-olds, dude

The Big Lebowski just started on Showtime.

We're talking about unchecked agression here, Dude. About drawing a line in the sand, across which you do not ... also, Dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

 

If you ever pull a piece on me out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the trigger 'till it goes click.

 

Jesus.

 

Put this on the list of things I don't get that everyone else seems to think is the best thing since sliced bread.

Didn't. Laugh. Once.

 

I have to be in the mood for it, but it's high-quality absurdist humor.

 

Really? This movie is hilarious. THe only problem I have is that Ellis is pointing out movies that are on a pay channel.

 

IJAG, why did you go to the fest if you're not a fan of the movie?

 

Larry, is this your homework?
Larry ... is this your homework?

This is what it feels like to fuck a stranger in the ass!

 

Shawshank Redemption is playing one of the Cinemax's.
I set it to record when the west coast version comes on later.
The question I have always had is that does the movie imply at the end that Tim Robbins and Morgan Freeman's character were a couple. And which one was the woman?
On a Robbins side note: The Player is also on and it has a full-frontal shot of Robbins. Good lord Susan Sarandon must be one happy woman.

 

I myself once dabbled in pacifism... not in 'Nam, of course.

 

In your wisdom, Lord, you took him. As you took so many bright flowering young men...at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364!

 

You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude?
I didn't rent it shoes.
I'm not buying it a fucking beer.
He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.