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EFF YEAH! The Higgs Boson! (But what the hell does it mean?)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Bubbler, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Well, YEAH!
     
  2. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I'm with Bubbler. They really should find a practical use for all the resources they're throwing into this.

    I also had this thought: The world is supposed to end this year. We apparently are going to discover God this year, if these folks are to be believed. Coincidence?
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Don't misunderstand ... I don't mind that they're doing all of this research. It doesn't have to have a practical use from jump. I get that.

    But I'm a dumb ass. Explain to me what it's all about.

    To date, the scientific community has done a poor job of making me understand why they're all dancing naked around a tribal fire, listening to the Doors' Celebration Of The Lizard, popping Ecstasy and doing a circle-jerk over all of this.

    C'mon man! I want to pop some Ecstasy and get naked over the Higgs Boson!
     
  4. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    You need an excuse to pop E and get naked?
     
  5. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I was going to write "You've never needed a reason before." Well done, novvie.
     
  6. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I don't have any Ecstasy. Can I borrow some?

    (That would be a great name for a 70s love song.)
     
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    What if Higgs Boson was one of us?
     
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  9. TrooperBari

    TrooperBari Well-Known Member

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  10. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    My thoughts exactly, Trooper. If anything this pushes us ever so closer to solving the riddle of how everything came to be. And an Abrahamic God isn't looking like the answer.
     
  11. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Nice.
     
  12. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    THE HIGGS BOSON IS IN MARCELLUS'S BRIEFCASE!
     
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