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EFF YEAH! The Higgs Boson! (But what the hell does it mean?)

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Bubbler, Jul 5, 2012.

  1. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    I think this means they need to rewrite the next back of scripts for The Big Bang Theory
     
  2. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    This one is pretty good:
     
  3. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Just remember: There's no Higgs Boson in the champagne room.
     
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    Stephen Hawking just pissed his pants and doesn't know it.
     
  5. nmmetsfan

    nmmetsfan Active Member

    Just don't expect it once you're married
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Higgs Boson was good in The Client
     
  7. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    I've done a little research on this and I believe the key to take away from all the reports is that we're one step closer to a Swiss janitor accidentally destroying the planet.
     
  8. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    I can't believe on a site for sports journalists there's not at least three or four experts on theoretical physics. How much more complicated can this thing be than Obamacare? And everyone understands that.
     
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    So ... Higgs Boson is sugar, and everything else is ping-pong balls, which are slowed down by the sugar. Everything's crystal clear now.
     
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Stephen Hawking ... man ... I'm tired of him.

    This isn't going to read like I mean, it will sound ignorant, but every time someone smart needs to be talked to, they drag Hawking out of the pub in England.

    Hawking on the after-life? Quote him!
    Hawking on the likelihood of alien invasion? He must know!

    The fact is he doesn't know anymore about those topics than I do.
     
  11. Higgs boson discovery cost Hawking $100 (his smile at the end is just awesome!)

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-18708626
     
  12. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Bubs, you're just jealous because he's such a chick magnet.
     
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