Editor, Greatest Newspaper EVAR

Got a bastard kid in Kalispell, Jack
I went out to get laid and I never went back
Photoshop and InDesign, NewsEdit too,
if you know half that shit then they want you...

Everybody reads the Hungry Horse
Everybody reads the Hungry Horse
All-purpose editors can stay the course
Everybody reads the Huh-uh-hungrry Horse

Met her in a Missoula dive
Her dad showed up with a loaded gun
Back up to Kalispell a three-hour drive
That ain't no way to have your fun

Everybody needs a place to work
(ooooohhh-waaahhh-oooooohh)
Everybody wants to have a job
(ooooohhh-waaahhh-oooooohh)
Don't make no difference what nobody says
(ooooohhh-waaahhh-oooooohh)
Don't wanna be a jobless slob, oh hey-hey...

Everybody reads the Hungry Horse
Everybody reads the Hungry Horse
Just close your eyes, Luke, you can use the Force
Everybody reads the Huh-uh-hungrry Horse

 

Actually, it's near Tahoe.

 

The force is with you, Starman! Well done.

 

Missoula, and Harry left out Glacier as an attraction, the nation's most fantastic and least touristy national part, which is way closer than Flathead Lake. That's what I really miss about living up that way.

 

Between this and Homer, AK, there are some prime openings for sports journalists in the witness protection program.