Editor goes from overseeing newsroom to overseeing religious congregation

They pray just as hard as the big kids.

 

It was a tale of two testaments ...

 

"Outlined against a blue-gray October sky, the Three Wise Men rode again."

 

YOU ONLY COVER US WHEN WE'RE AT CONFESSION!

 

"God, 'the valley of the shadow of death' is redundant and too wordy. Can we change it to 'tough times' instead? It gets a much better grade level readability score in Word."

 

Announcing that Christmas came early may not be the best lede for a sermon, however.

 

Hey Matthew, you don't have as many hits on the web as Mark, Luke or John.

 

Paul, I know you're writing a lot already, but we need to increase your byline count.

 

Joseph and Mary, your road expenses are too much for our budget. Can't you find a cheaper place to stay?

 

If Joseph and Mary had a travelling beat, Jesus would be born at a Marriott.

 

King David, can you write up a quick a breakout box on Psalm 119? That's a lot of text -- it needs to look good on the jump page.

 

David, what do you mean you don't have video of you flattening Goliath?