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Eddie Murphy to Host 84th Academy Awards

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by 21, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    I do so hope he does this outrageous, and not safe.

    It could be legendary.
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Would be the perfect time for the long-awaited Busboys reunion. Fish better not move.
     
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Have you seen Eddie Murphy movies since 1992?

    Eddie wouldn't have been invited to host if the Academy didn't know he'd be mind-numbingly safe. For all the great Delirious-jacks this will inspire, the actual show will suck.
     
  4. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    I suppose you're right.

    It also could be a final referendum on whether he has any edge left in him.
     
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    The trailer for his buddy heist film with Matthew Broderick and Ben Stiller actually looked good. I'm sure Murphy still has a bit of an edge somewhere. We just won't see it at the Oscars.
     
  6. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Oscars. Gooney Goo Goo, motherfuckers!
     
  7. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    You wanna impress me? Take the wheel for a little while, motherfucker.

     
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Eddie after an upset win by an African-American: "He fucking won?"
     
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Apparently the committee misread "84th" as "1984."
     
  10. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Welcome back to the 736th Oscars, ladies and gentlemen. A quick joke. A bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods....
     
  11. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    I pray they get Mr. T to present an award.
     
  12. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Tell Bill to have a Coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
     
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