Eat more chicken

Those cows from Chik-fil-A are getting angry.

 

To quote Fat Bastard:

"WOULD YOU SOME MORE SCHICKEN?"

 

See, now this is going to set off a bunch of revenge killings. When will the cycle of violence stop?

 

Perhaps the cow was a member of the democrat party and found that the farmer had voted for Bush in 2006 election.

 

I believe it's the separating the calves.
Out here you can tell when calves are being separated from cows because of all the bellerin' going on.
That won't be for a while, though, because most ranchers are just now starting to calf.
I mean, most ranchers' cows are now starting to calf.

 

I bet that cow is Muslim.

You don't see Christian cattle pulling shit like this.

 

However sad it is that the farmer lost his life, and it is very sad, this is EXACTLY what you look for in a good cow. One who's aggressive when it comes to protecting her calves -- your investment.

 

Try taking my hamburger away when I'm eating and you'll get the same treatment.

 

I grew up on a farm with beef cattle and was dealt my share of bruises from angry cows in my teenage years. One time after separating a cow and her calf, I was pinned in the corner of a corral and the cow started ramming me in the hip. I began climbing the gate to get away and she got her head under my ass and flung me over the gate into the mud about 10 feet away. I was pretty stiff for the next few days.

My grandfather had some broken ribs and a collapsed lung once when a cow knocked him down and stepped on him, but fortunately nobody I know was ever killed by any kind of bovine.

 

Crikey!

 

When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.

 

That wasn't mud you landed in.