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Eat more chicken

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Idaho, Jan 31, 2007.

  1. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Those cows from Chik-fil-A are getting angry.

  2. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    To quote Fat Bastard:

  3. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    See, now this is going to set off a bunch of revenge killings. When will the cycle of violence stop?
  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    Perhaps the cow was a member of the democrat party and found that the farmer had voted for Bush in 2006 election.
  5. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    I believe it's the separating the calves.
    Out here you can tell when calves are being separated from cows because of all the bellerin' going on.
    That won't be for a while, though, because most ranchers are just now starting to calf.
    I mean, most ranchers' cows are now starting to calf. :)
  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I bet that cow is Muslim.

    You don't see Christian cattle pulling shit like this.
  7. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    However sad it is that the farmer lost his life, and it is very sad, this is EXACTLY what you look for in a good cow. One who's aggressive when it comes to protecting her calves -- your investment.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Try taking my hamburger away when I'm eating and you'll get the same treatment.
  9. Jake_Taylor

    Jake_Taylor Well-Known Member

    I grew up on a farm with beef cattle and was dealt my share of bruises from angry cows in my teenage years. One time after separating a cow and her calf, I was pinned in the corner of a corral and the cow started ramming me in the hip. I began climbing the gate to get away and she got her head under my ass and flung me over the gate into the mud about 10 feet away. I was pretty stiff for the next few days.

    My grandfather had some broken ribs and a collapsed lung once when a cow knocked him down and stepped on him, but fortunately nobody I know was ever killed by any kind of bovine.
  10. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

  11. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University.
  12. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    That wasn't mud you landed in. :D
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