Eat a bag of dicks...

This is my favorite.

 

I'd rather see someone's chopped, battered and fried cock than the image you just put in my head. Thanks. Thanks, a lot.

 

Our favorite sign-language expert weighs in.

http://youtu.be/lrA3nLGVvxc

 

I was going to post a new thread, but I'll just cut it into this one, as my luck's pushing with penis pronouncements:

Women with Penis Hats will Have to Find New Place to Party

http://www.wehodaily.com/2012/05/24/since-gays-cant-wed-the-abbey-bans-bachelorette-parties/

 

Red wine? White wine? Or beer?

 

Fava beans and a fine Chianti...duh!

 

Talk about putting yourself into your work… Here’s the money shot… such as it can be in this instance:

Just days after Sugiyama's 22nd birthday, the artist underwent elective genital-removal surgery...

“Elective genital-removal surgery.” There are four words I never expected to read – and never want to read again.

But back to YG's Iron Chef scenario...

“Today’s ingredient will test your fortitude and determine who will sack up to the challenge of this stiff -- yet versatile -- item … The Male Genitalia!

"We’ve ‘electively’ removed the genitals of the Iron Chef losers from the last three weeks to provide you this week’s ingredient. You MUST use the entire package in your dish – foreskin included. Good luck!”

 

No idea, but I bet the judges are Cady Huffman, Karine Bhakoum and that guy in the overalls who practices sustainable farming.

 

What about that wrinkly dildo, Jeffrey Steingarten?

 

Would Bruce Jenner donate his genitals?

 

Only if Khloe donated hers first.

 

I draw the line at lopping off my toes.