E-mail proof my mom's insane.

Bob Cook · Jun 6, 2007

KJIM said:

She has now informed me to "shoot [her] with a stun gun" when she gets out of control.

Here's more: I recently unearthed a photo of my mother holding two chihuahua puppies in a bra, which she wore outside of her clothes. One in each cup.

I also have a picture of her with a piglet my sister brought home.

She can't hear. My SIL and I were discussing Darth Vader action figure and my mom said, "I'm going there!" Seeing our baffled expression, she said she thought we'd said "Las Vegas."

Living at home, I'd come home late and she'd be asleep in front of the TV, with a Dodger game on. I'd flip it off, and invariably, she'd say "Turn it back on. Brett Butler is up next" or "Don't turn it off. The batter after this one hits to Brett Butler."

She's also very proud of her farts.

As I said, the commitment hearing should be very short.
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So does she sprint to first base if she draws a walk?

Chef · Jun 6, 2007

Good God.

A 62 year-old should be proud of her farts.......as long as she's not unknowingly shitting her pants yet.

Sxysprtswrtr · Jun 6, 2007

slappy4428 said:

I had to look and see that this thread wasnt started by 21...
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Is it Thanksgiving already? Time flies the older I get.
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KJIM - I bet you have some idiosyncratic tendencies much like your mom.
(of course, we're all weird in some ways).

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