E: John Sterling

[rant]When will lawmakers learn that it is the actual conversation, and not the physical holding of the phone, that causes people that can't multi-task to drive like idiots. I've yet to hear of a case where someone took both hands off the wheel to use the phone with one hand and give hand gestures with the other. [/rant]

 

with raphael ramirez and glenn hubbaard as the DP combo?


i loved the punchline of the story but would've spelled "theeeeee" phonetically like "thuhhhhhh troopers win!"

 

I'd be willing to bet there's more accidents and fatalities caused by people trying to eat a four-course fast food meal than by people yammering on their cell phones. Seriously, that's the shit that's dangerous. I mean hell that's how Dawson Leery's dad died!

 

Plus the fries are everywhere.

 

OH MY GOD OF ALL THE THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN JOHN STERLING IS IN THE CAR NEXT TO ME GETTING A TICKET! THE STATE OF CONNECTICUT HAS STOPPED JOHN STERLING FOR TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE WHILE DRIVING! OH MY GOD!!!!!

 

Susan, are you OK?

Will somebody please check on Susan? Please?

 

It is Suzyn Waldman.

Balancing a 10-piece McNugget with an open bbq sauce is a taunting task at 75 mph!

 

How could I forget the z and the y in Waldman's name?

I suck.

 

Don't get down, Mikey. There's an easy way to remember ...

Zack Morris: Bayside Class of '93

 

Maybe you were thinking of Susan Ross. As long as we find a way to remember her, she's not really gone.

 

Suzyn is a fraud from Massachusetts who used to be a Mets fan.

In the words of B. Hecht, a "diesel-powered pantload."

 

Yeah but ditching the Mets to root for anyone else is one of the most honorable things anyone can ever do.